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My Surprising New Client.
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Apr 30, 2012 10:58 am
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As many of you know, I consider myself to be pretty much retired from this line of work, with the exception of a few of my favorite clients from back in the day.
Well, I've altered that a little bit. If any of the guys I'm crushing on should want to, I will definitely take them on, if for nothing else than to settle my curiosity about them. There is a large list of celebrities I would gladly come out of retirement for. And now, if there is something I find fascinating about a guy either from emails or a phone call, I will allow myself the opportunity to see what I might have been missing, as was the case with my newest client.
See, he sounded so young on the phone, and sexy too. I thought maybe early thirties. I felt it necessary to remind him that I was somewhat retired, as an indication to my age, but he claimed to be looking for a romantic daddy type for an allnighter. He didn't even flinch when I told him my rate. He gave the information I needed and the plan was to get together Friday.
He was staying at one of those extended stay places that was right off a waterway, where people walked around, jogged around, rode their bikes around, etc. So I sat on a bench outside the place and waited for him. There was a tap on my shoulder a few moments later, and he said my name. I turned around and was shocked at what I say.
The sexiest nerd I've seen in a very long time. Middle twenties at the oldest, thin but muscular physique, a redhead with long sideburns, glasses and a clean shaved face. A great smile with beautiful teeth and pink, thin, kissable lips. Hairy legs and a somewhat hairy chest, with his nipples pressing hard against his T-shirt. I was thrilled.
So we started the evening with a walk along the waterway. We got a bit better acquainted along the way, but was careful not to say anything we didn't want overheard. Afterwards he took me to the third floor, where he was staying. It had a view of the waterway, so we sat in the window, sipped on some wine and talked some more.
He turned on the radio and it was on a really strange station. After a few more minutes, I took the bull by the horns, yanked him up and we started to dance to the music. Great dancer and kisser I might add. I started very slowly undressing him over the next two or three songs. He was so hot, I could hardly contain myself. When I had him nude, I placed him down on the couch. And before I realized it, I found myself stripping to the theme to Perry Mason. I strongly recommend this if you find yourself in a pinch. Just let your body move with the music and you should do fine. Then I sat on the couch next to him and we made out for quite some time.
He suggested we get something to eat, but I wanted to do something else. So I went in the kitchenette to see what we could put together for dinner. Pasta with sauce, garlic bread, a salad and a pie. I asked him to help with the cutting, but when he started to get dressed, I said no. We were cooking nude tonight. I had fun at least. I threw some pasta sauce on his chest, so I could lick it off. I also licked the juice from the tomatoes from the salad and the peaches from the pie. We made out some more while we waited for the food to get done. And after dinner, I suggested we soak in the tub for a bit.
I put my vanilla bubble bath in the water, found a few candles and poured a couple more glasses of wine before we went in. I sat down first, and then I placed him on my lap. We kissed and made out some more. Then I caressed him all over, his somewhat hairy chest and nipples, his gorgeous back, his small but firm butt. He was moaning and groaning with delight. I even washed his hair. We held hands and rubbed each other for about twenty minutes or so, before I offered to give him a massage.
I pulled out my homemade almond joy body cream and moisturized his sexy body real good. I rubbed his feet and his back where he said he was sore. I massaged his neck and shoulders. I caressed his face,chest and butt. He made a mess on the couch, so after I turned the pillow over, I suggested we go to bed.
I didn't think young guys came like that, literally and figuratively speaking. He was just as romantic, as sensual and as erotic as I. Of course he made more messes than I, but I thoroughly enjoyed myself as well.
I'm sure he had a great time. Not only did he leave me a substantial tip, but we got together again yesterday and are getting together again tomorrow. I hope he is not reading this, but I would date him if he wanted to take things a step further.
I have given up my rule about young guys now, and I'm sure he will be open to older guys.
I haven't figured out what to call him for my records yet, But I know he will be in there! lol
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A New Way to Catalog My Client List!!!
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Apr 15, 2012 8:46 am
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Thanks to the television show "Scandal" I have thought of a way to recollect some wonderful memories and remove all the personal information from my clients files. It will take me a while, but it will be so damn worth it, I tell you!
See, in an episode of the show, a madam in D.C. was arrested. Now of course, her client list contained some of the rich and powerful, political big wigs and such. But she didn't use names or phone numbers or addresses to refer to them. She used something that stuck out, no pun intended, about them in her big black book. Like "Sunny Days" meant he didn't use raincoats, or rubbers! And "Hard Wood Floors" meant there was no carpeting to match the drapes, if you are familiar with the saying. And "Pillsbury Doughboy" was the heavyset client who needed Viagra to play with her girls. Well, I've decided to rewrite my whole man diary, using the most memorable or my favorite thing about each client, instead of their personal information.
If you may be familiar with a few of them if you read this blog regularly. Like the Club Hubber. But there will be others that thinking back on them will make me smile, laugh, maybe even cry! Like Baby, because he loved sucking on my nipples, and he was damn good at it too! Or Lingual Plumber, because his tongue was like a snake when he was rimming my ass. Or Charley Horse, because my jaws use to cramp up while I was sucking his eleven inches.
Or course, there may be some that may need more definition. There are more than one Minuteman that comes to mind. That means they were done in five minutes or less. And I had to add Topper to one of my Inchworms because even with his hard three, he wanted to always top me. I'm just getting started and I'm already smiling and getting somewhat aroused.
I had two Tarzans at one point because they both had really long hair and always wore zebra or leopard or tiger striped underwear, but one became Funky Spunk when I remember his climaxes never tasted very well. There are several StripperGuys that need some clarifications, as well as a couple of Actormans.
Then there are all those great asses and all those thick dicks and long schlongs. Some absolutely fabulous kissers, and huge romantic and great tippers! Oh my goodness, I'm going to have to get off here soon, in both ways! lol
Let's face it guys, this is definitely going to be another one of my favorite things!
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The Club Hub!!!
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Feb 21, 2012 3:16 pm
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An old client, dear friend and sexy father phucker came into town for the Super Bowl and looked me up to see if I could provide a special service to him. Since I have always had a soft spot, and a hard on, for him, I came out of retirement for him.
A brief description of him before I go on. A shorter guy, about 5'8 or so, blond hair, blue eyes, mustache, muscular, furry chest, tanned bubble butt. He is like one of the top 25 sexiest guys I've ever laid eyes on, and trust me, I've seen a whole lot of men in my day. I knew exactly what I wanted to do...the Club Hub.
For several of my clients, I take them to a bathhouse for our encounter. Out of my fee, I use my membership to get us a suite, pack a wonderful bag of goodies and we spend six hours there.
There are several advantages to this. 1) You look good just having someone else with you and not looking lonely, desperate and by yourself. 2) You get to watch other guys playing, misbehaving and having a good time. And 3) If you don't get anyone else to play with you, you still have me before we leave.
I particularly like it with this guy. He's such a huge romantic that we make out in the hot tub, play around in the pool, wash each other in the shower and hold hands as we walk around. He will put lotion on me and I put tanning oil on him. And he never forgets me. Flowers, candy, wines, and a nice tip.
We may go in the dark room, but we always play together on the same guy. We go into the steam room or sauna, but we hold hands, sit next to each other, and aim to take someone back to the suite with us. And the best part of all, he doesn't care what happens as long as he gets off with me. I can erupt four or five times, but the last one is with him, and he never explodes without me. He is one of my favorite clients!
Unfortunately, he lives quite a ways from me, but I will never turn him down when he calls!
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Damn! I'm Good! (So Good, you ask for me by name!)
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Jan 17, 2012 5:15 pm
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I was amazed when I checked out my email today and found a wonderful note, more like a testimonial, from a one time client I did a couple of years ago.
He didn't include a picture, and I didn't recognize the name, so I was a bit skeptical at first. But he called me by name, told me the name of the hotel I visited him at, and reminded me of all I had done to him.
Now, I know there are certain things that I do quite well. I've been told I am an amazing kisser. Several nicknames in my favorite bars back that up. I have an infamous reputation at a male stripper bar and a bath house for my rimming abilities. And Hoover is now second rate, but I am the original Dirt Devil, if you know what I mean. But it just made me feel incredible that someone I met only once, a few years ago, could remember my name and the encounter with such detail. I may have to get him a freebie when he comes back to town. lol
And because I've been asked several times since I started this blog, let me close with this.
I have gotten older, so personally, I think I'm even better then I was before. However, age is starting to tell on me. So I rarely do these things anymore. I mainly do massages, except for very special regular clients, maybe a special event or something.
So if you are still wondering, let's just say I'm very semi-retired! lol
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My Photo Collections!!!
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Mar 7, 2009 8:07 pm
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We all know I'm obsessed with men! Man-crazy! Too damn gay! Whatever you want to call it, I love it, I'm happy being it and I ain't about to change.
So as you may imagine, I have all kinds of memorabilia of guys. My guys, formers, exes, playmates and friends. Actors, musicians and other hot celebrities! I have my love letters from all the guys of the past. I have my extensive used underwear collection. But most of all, I have pictures.
I have gotten myself in a bad habit and I guess I will share that with you tonight.
I mix my photo collection into movies now, so I tend to to watch movies at home. Why is this a problem, you might ask? Let me offer a example. I was watching "Chicago" the other night. On the rare occasion I saw Taye Diggs, I went to the picture of his beautiful booty from "How Stella Got Her Groove Back." Before Roxie killed Dominic West, I was looking at his butt from the cable series, "The Wire." And of course, I went to Richard Gere in "American Gigolo" with every move he made. Consider that, my special feature to the movies these days! lol
Now, imagine if you will, a movie like "Ocean's Thirteen" with all those men in it. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Scott Caan and then some. Or "Interview With A Vampire" with again Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, Christian Slater and Tom Cruise. Or when "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" comes out here. That is the last movie with the late Heath Ledger in it, but his role is also being shared with Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell. I could spend more time with my special features than with the movie itself.
Remember "Zodiac?" Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal and a slew of other men. Skip the damn movie, take me to the extras! Do you see my dilemma now?
But we all have our crosses to bear and I guess this is mine. lol
My celebrity movie and photo collections...a couple more of my favorite things!
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Favorite Time of the Year
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Feb 2, 2009 5:34 am
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With Valentine's Day day being just around the corner, it only a matter of time before my favorite time of the year is over.
I call it my season of love and it starts around Thanksgiving, when I'm grateful for the blessings and the people around me. When you work in the industry for a while, the importance of people can get lost. Sex isn't about love and people become a means to an end. Can't get too attached and things like that. So now, my real friends are extremely important to me. And this becomes the time of year to celebrate them.
Then of course comes Christmas. And with the new year comes resolutions, new hope and new dreams. A time for optimism and an opportunity to cultivate some of the things and people you neglected or took for granted the previous year. We all get that Christmas card from someone we haven't heard from in a while and might have forgotten. Or perhaps saw a high school chum or old acquaintance at one of the holiday bashes. Perhaps even in the spirit of the holidays, you ended up doing something you hadn't done in years and might want to bring back into your life. Like singing, or ice skating or something. The renewing energy of a new year makes us feel like all things are possible.
And then the day of love and romance. Losing my last husband nearly a dozen years ago, and having not had a real relationship since 2004, I've learned to appreciate all kinds of love on this day. A child hugging a puppy, couples kissing and holding hands, even a group of single people hanging out together to avoid feeling alone on that day, it all makes me smile.
And somewhere between the 17th and the 20th, the feeling gradually subsides, giving me a couple of weeks before my next calendar season begins.
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Explaining the Name!!!
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Jul 31, 2008 11:12 pm
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Several guys have asked about my name so I'm going to take the time to address it now.
When I started in the sex industry decades ago, I was a mere hustler. Soon after however, I discovered there was a safer way to do it and became an escort. The thought process was I needed to feel loved or wanted, I liked sex and I loved money. Three pluses and no down side right? Not quite.
After a while, and the death of my first husband, I decided that mere sex wasn't good enough for me. Romance played a huge factor for me so I started my own escort service, specializing in "one night relationships" and "plantasies." Some of you may have been clients as I worked the midwest and was always men only.
I never actually gave up escorting but life has a way of directing things sometimes. I have other financial means now and the sex industry has become more of a hobby than a source of income, and I've branched off into other areas of the industry.
So to answer the question, yes and no, depending on the situation. A fall back career maybe. Keeping in practice. Getting what I need or bringing joy to someone else. All I can say is that it still involves sex, money and men...three of my favorite things!!!
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Our Time of the Year Guys!!!
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Jun 14, 2008 7:30 am
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No, not Halloween. Gay Pride Month. And for me it is one big ole continuous party!
It starts with Memorial day! However, if you are in Indianapolis for the race, it can start a couple of weeks before. Then of course, there is the whole month of June, when we search for who is performing where and plotting our courses to see our favorites when we can. Shortly thereafter, it is Independence Day, so of course you celebrate some more. And because it falls on a weekend this year...
Of course, this is only one of the cluster of days I have for celebration periods. From Thanksgiving to Valentine's Day is my personal favorite time of the year. Then because of my friends' birthdays are around mine, I celebrate the whole month of March as my birthday. When you factor in end of summer parties, Labor Day and National Coming Out Day, it basically leaves only the
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Vanity1 !!!!
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Jan 10, 2008 4:16 am
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I am not trying to embarrass you guy! I just focused some attention on you today and wondered what the hell happened.
For clarity, you and I have been friends on this site for a while now. that I am not complaining about. At one time we use to talk a bit and I think we might have been interested in one another but for some reason, that all stopped!
Haven't heard from you or seen you. then last night, as I was trying to clean up my crap here for the new year, I noticed a few things! Now, I realize I am putting you on the spot, but what are you going to do, stop communicating with me! lol
The picture that is attached to your name is lovely really! Mouth-watering actually! But as friends I was able to see your face! Damn! Why are you hiding that face? I could suck that too! lol Joke guys! Suck face!?! You are a striking man! In this case, two heads are better than one! It really is a shame more guys can't see that face.
Then I realized we live in the same area! How can that be? We are both decent looking people, at one time interested in each other, and we couldn't even meet each other. Seems like such a waste here and another damn shame on your end, which I haven't found a picture of yet!lol
It would be nice if we could get reacquainted once again. I will understand however if you have no interest in that. After all, I have put you in the limelight a bit. My hope is that at the very least, you will have a sense of humor as well and take this in the spirit in which it was written, not to harm you, just make you aware of a few things. hell, think of it as free publicity! A unsolicited testimonial! A reference! lol
I hope I hear from you again soon!
For the rest of you...
Balls! Another one of my favorite things and I guess I have some! lol Until next time, good night!
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Happy New Year!
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Jan 4, 2008 2:45 am
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And it is off to a very good start for me! Allow me to share some of the events of my life in recent day.
I co-hosted a New Years Eve orgy that was the bomb! We had five bottoms being gang banged as the new year came in. We had a stripper and a masseuse there to help stimulate the 35 guys present. We played three games of strip poker. and two guys did some demonstrations that were pretty unusual.
Christmas Day, I attend a party hosted by two buddies I've known for years. One and I have had this unexplored chemistry between us for quite some time. Well, let's just say there are fewer secrets between us now! I spent the next 36 hours with him. And that afforded me the luxury of a three way with a very fine and interesting young man. If you are reading, I'd love to see you again!
I also hosted a couple of wild night at another buddy's place. There was a nice young black guy there who is now interested in me. Has a girl though. Then there was the impressive older black guy. He surprised the hell out of me. And then out of the blue, another guy I've known a while expressed an interest in me.
I also went on a couple of dates. One started off pretty good but ended on a sour note. But the other one was with a handsome and romantic guy who liked me enough to give me his number after a wonderful night of passion at his place. I will be calling him tomorrow. There was also a very nice, tall handsome guy I spent an afternoon with recently. He was absolutely wonderful and a first occurred during our time together. At this stage of my game, firsts don't happen much anymore!
And let's not forget my bar nights! At the karaoke bar, I sung a song that got me a kiss from the hot guy running the show. I went to the bar I use to work at and was very well received. But it was my favorite watering hole that got me in the spirit. One night, I played around with a hot older gentleman I've enjoyed a few times before. Another night, a hot young thing stripped out of everything and danced on the bar. I still have the underwear. I saw a lot of guys I am adding to my resolution list as well. So let's just say I've been active...and having a damn good time so far this year!!!
Holidays, another one of my favorite things! Happy New Year guys!!!
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